Joe Buck and Artie Lange Video

Lock N’ Load With R. Lee Ermey

If you haven’t already checked out this show, you’re missing out. An old timer http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Lee_Ermey has a show devoted to different types of artillery, shotguns, pistols, tank guns, automatic weapons, etc. Most host on these shows are fraudsters, fakes, wannabees. He’s the real deal and don’t put up a front.

The show I just watched was about shotguns, he had Kim Rhode on the show, she’s a Olympic Gold Medal skeet shooter. She has a nice fucking ass, nice, real nice.

Sorry, I can’t find a pic of her ass. Quick search of wikipedia doesn’t says she married, if she is, I mean no disrespect to her husband. I must say he’s a lucky man.

Alright, back to the show. This show is a must see. It’s on the History Channel , the next showings will be Friday, September 25 10:00 PM

Special Ops Missions

     The military channel has created a new series for all those people that have dreamt about being alone, behind enemy lines, and on a mission vital to national security.  Special Ops Missions is the show for all you dreamers out there.  The bullets (hard plastic simulation rounds) hurt when they find their mark and the players play for keeps, showing no mercy to their respective enemies.

     Do you have the guts and determination to attack a heavily guarded weapons dump?  What about rescuing a half dozen hostages being tortured by a terrorist group?  Can you operate for 48 hours without sleep and minimal food in order to avoid the enemy and accomplish your mission?

     Wil Willis (an ex-special operations soldier) is a lone operator, thrust into the maw of the enemy by his commanding officer and the “unknown abyss” of the spec ops community.  He is a lone wolf sent forth to conquer the challenges of solo operations through wit, intelligence, and luck.  All the while, he narrates his own movements and explains the basic principles of any clandestine mission.

     Meanwhile, the OPFOR (Opposition Force) sets out to interdict and destroy their adversary.  This highly trained force consists of ex-military, current military, and law enforcement personnel that know what they are doing.  These men (and women) also give explanations for each of their actions and explain their overall plan for defense or the hunting of their foe.

     Special Ops Missions is your source for the translation of military jargon.  OPORD is an operations order, FRAGO is a fragmentary order (revision to an existing operations order), LPOP is a Listening Post/Observation Post, near-ambush, far-ambush, hide site, and much, much more.  This show will give you the heads up on how things could work when given the mission, the opportunity, and the motivation.

     Catch new episodes of Special Ops Missions air at 9:00 pm EST on the Military Channel every Sunday night.  Don’t miss out on the urban warfare missions, the pirate overthrow, the desert weapon’s ID, or the thick jungle reconnaissance by Wil Willis.

     For more information and video clips about Special Ops Missions check out the Military channels homepage at: Military.discovery.com

‘Mad Men’ recap: The High Life

It was Derby Day on the island, which meant the creatives were stuck working in the city and the muckety mucks trotted off to the country club to watch Roger serenade his new bride in black face. And what a prize, that girl. I like, or at least feel real tremendous affection and sympathy, for all of the characters on this show. All except silly, self-entitled Jane. The bird returned to the Sterling Coop earlier in the episode and we were treated to a killer reunion between Jane and Joan. Jane was dressed to the nines like a joker from a stack of cards. After Joan bathed her in a plume of cigarette smoke, Jane’s neck chords tightened ever so slightly before she sing-songed back ”Roger had my rings resized. I keep losing weight.” She played a cruel ace by giving Joan a mundane task before she turned and swished off to meet her sugar daddy. Joan stared stoney-eyed after her and I was reminded that nobody gives better frozen face than Christina Hendricks.

It was an evening of warring impulses, people either grasping at outdated traditions or finding freedom in experimentation. Somewhere in the middle were those who aren’t after power but rather a little dignity in their modest lives. Joan came to the sad realization that her marriage wasn’t some fantasy endzone. Readying her apartment for a dinner party, she lectured her husband, whose triangular torso in that tight white tee and belted khakis made him look like Brando’s understudy in Streetcar, on the expectations of Emily Post. It was no surprise that Joan was as smooth playing host at home as she is in the office, and the doctors’ wives were impressed. ”The fact that Greg can get a woman like you makes me feel good about his future,” one told her. Joan, glancing up from the roast she was preparing for men who laughed at fart jokes, looked uncharacteristically vulnerable. But what of her future?

Read it in full

Police Women of Broward County

Follow the lives of four strong women in TLC’s new series Police Women of Broward County at 9:00 pm Pacific time on Thursday nights.  These hard charging, hard hitting women take down criminals while caring for their families and friends.

Andrea Penoyer is an intelligent 26-year old who uses any tactic necessary in order to take down criminals daily.

Julie Bower is a 48 year old detective and mother of 3 who works the night shift tracking down murderers, rapists, and gang-bangers.

Ana Murillo is 29 years old and works in the most dangerous parts of Broward County in a surveillance unit waiting for drug deals and other crimes to occur.  Once they do, this hard charging woman sets out to prove that she is as good as any man on the force.

Shelunda Cooper is the legacy-cop rookie at 25 years old, following the footsteps of her twin sister.

These women give the cameras glimpses into their professional lives as well as their personal thoughts, but every minute of every episode is more than entertaining.  The viewer feels the adrenaline rush as these women take down criminals with force and escort them to jail.  Deep throated screams of “GET DOWN!! DOWN ON THE GROUND!!” will have you out of your seat begging for the suspect to take a swing at these women so you can watch them kick the shit out of these belligerent crooks.

 Don’t miss this ground breaking series that provides an unprecedented look at women in law enforcement.  Next time you see a female cop, you may want to think twice about what you think you can get away with, because if they’re anything like these women you will regret providing resistance.

For full bios and airing schedules for the Police Women of Broward County checkout their homepage at http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/police-women/police-women.html.